"Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number."
"Do you like vegetables ? Because I love you from my head tomatoes."
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"I shat my bed, can I sleep in yours?"
"What say we go back to my place and stare at each other for a while?"
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."
"I dance like a bratwurst."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"I'm not the most attractive guy in this bar, but I am the only one talking to you."
"Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM!"
"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."
"Hey, nice handbag. Do you carry a gun in there?"
"You put the sexy in dyslexic.“
"Do you watch Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me."
"Are you a whale? Cause we can hump back at my place."
"Are you Cinderella? ‘Cause that dress is going to disappear by midnight."
"Are you an exam paper? 'Cause I forget everything when I look at you.“
"There's this movie I wanted to see but my mom said I couldn't go by myself…“
"I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way."
"Help, something’s wrong with my eyes. I just can't take them off you."
"Did you swallow a light bulb or something ? 'Cause you are shiny."
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out."
"If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine."
"Can you pass me the inhaler ? You took my breath away.“
"Are you a chicken ? Because you're eggs-ellent!"
"Hi, my psychiatrist gave me the okay to start dating again."
"I've got a paper bag with your name on it."
"Is that baby oil on your forehead? 'Cause you shine like an angel."
"I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart."
"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing."
"OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?"